Portnoy! You Are Such A Clout Chaser!

Dave Portnoy. We realize you are a media personality, but we did not expect you to escape the Saturday morning cartoon shows. Are you trying to replace Pee Wee Herman or Captain Kangaroo? The act you ran up on the FOX Sports pregame show for the Ohio State Michigan game was more than over the top. It was embarrassing to watch, even for someone like me who is not a fan of yours.

I think the guys on the panel were saying to themselves, "Like Portnoy! Shut the fuck up!"

And then, when you were trying to troll Urban Meyer, you overacted with the choking mimic you tried to pull off. Meyer was watching you and I am sure thinking, "I am so glad this moron is not an Ohio State fan!" And so am I!

I am sure beyond doubt now that the behavior of you people up in Michigan is not totally genetic, but is because of the isolation in Michigan and the proximity to Detroit.

I sat watching you run your mouth Saturday and thought to myself, is this what success does to the mind of someone? But I know better. You are the result of arrested development from watching Saturday morning cartoons and gorging on CAPN' CRUNCH.

Now to put the cherry on top as they say, you don't even have the courage to show up at the pre-game show for FOX on Saturday to face Urban Meyer and take your medicine for being a total ass on the show the previous Saturday. Dave 'ole boy, you will be the laughing stock anyway. You act as though it is no big deal because it is just another game.

I am laughing out loud. You know better. The boys from Ohio are going home with the gold pants keychain and they will be showing everyone they see and meet. You can put your kids costume away for another year. But remember, Julian Sayin will be back next year and the year after. Just Sayin!

Maybe next year you can get your friend The Donald to be your guest at the game?

The following phrase is for MY friends and reader Dave.

Think about it and be sure to VOTE!

Jack Wilson

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