Greatest President In The World Ever Award

The award that Donald Trump deserves, to keep his fucking mouth shut. Anything that is gold and has gilded, lustrous, resplendent, dazzling, radiant brightness to go with his translucent almost transparent epidermis. Give him anything that is gold, but be sure it is not solid. Maybe just 10 karat gold flash please. He would never know the difference.

The guy is such a chrysophilist, I do understand he cannot help himself. It's just one of the many compulsions and disorders he has. While he suffers from all of these untreated ailments, we suffer with his whacked-out actions including turning our government buildings into gaudy bordellos.

For the record, and you can check me on this, all powerful leaders used some kind of substance to prop up their courage and egos. Churchill drank like a drunken sailor. Roosevelt drank too and smoked like a chimney. Hitler took amphetamines. Basically, most powerful leaders abused alcohol. Liquid courage.

Trump doesn't drink. He can't chase ladies anymore. He has no obvious vices to indulge his larger than the original White House ego. So, his fix is gold and the compulsion to paste his name all over anything in public view.

I don't want to become too excited, but there are signs and rumblings that his cadre of yes men are beginning to worry. The word that his supreme court deserted him on the tariffs was the first real sign that his grip is becoming weak.

Hopefully some sanity is still present in the government. We've had our encounter with authoritarian rule. Maybe it's not too late to send that brush with misfortune to the scrap heap and the Republican devotees who caused the chaos.

Any Republican who gave this guy and his administration one vote of support for anything needs to go. The Republicans need to start over and try to find their way back to Reagan and Bush thinking. I never thought I would ever say that.

That's the fact Jack!

Think about it and be sure to VOTE!

Jack Wilson

Opinion